February 2012
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Where do you think I get my romantic notions?
Mom: i knew papa want me downstairs, he bought me daisies
Me: AWW yay
Mom: told him there goes the money for buffet. told him, to make the flowers more worth, will give it to whitney later at newark lol
Me: omg
why
are
you
so
strange
Things I've Learned About Ireland/Irish People
love it, alex! i wanna hear moaaaaar
lexiconjunk:
Just a few observations:
Toilets here never have the right amount of water pressure. Either you flush and the water barely moves, or you flush and you’re getting splashed in the face. After I flush I literally run as fast as I can away from toilet since I never know what I’m going to get.
Irish people don’t really know the term “making out.”...